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The Best Story

The Best Story

So Hey. Hai.  Bon-Joyr (said with obnoxious twang). Happy Valentines Day you doughnut!  Quit yer fussin’ about it and eat these: Pink Dreamz. Here are a few things for you to just know, you are my valentine and cannot do anything about it–I LOVE that.  Sarcastic hater to V-Day fanatic I want to wrap you … Continue reading

Who Loves The Sun

Who Loves The Sun

My hands smell like babies.  Really peachy-fresh babies.  It’s one of the perks of working at the farmers market of organic human produce where many of my tasks include handling little human peaches.  Every other part of me right now is less fresh.  My hair needs desperate TLC and today it occurred to me that … Continue reading

Windowpane Rain

Windowpane Rain

Dear You, What are you doing right now? It’s 10:19 Saturday night.  No, 10:20.  If you are trying to become flush with your bedroom floor giving gravity permission to push you as deeply into the carpet as it can then we are doing the exact same thing lovely!  Are you listening to Radiohead too?  Now … Continue reading

End Of The Line

End Of The Line

End Of The Line–Hurray For The Riff Raff I Know It’s Wrong (But That’s Alright)–Hurray For the Riff Raff Broken Drum–Beck Two weeks ago I took a little trip down to Pittsburgh for some nursey interviews (really channeled my inner Schrute for these) Pre-Interview:      During Interview:               … Continue reading